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so my night started off wit me goin to atown wit my girl in the fuckin snow and gettin stuck mad times in my beat up shit which was hilarious cause these sexy ass dudes helped us and jus damn. what was also hilarious was her having to climb through the driver door cause my car is smashed the fuck up so we was lookin straight ghetto in the shit. n then i get home, cop me a 40, and walk my ass up to a party which was bumpinnnnn n i was sippin moet and coke and rum n got twisted out my mothafuckin mind and seen this sexy ass dude, i’m talk sexy as hell, went home wit him and had some BOMB SEX. BLAOOOWWWWWWW. BOMB. n then i slept there n now im sittin in this bitch wit a mean ass headache n my famz is leavin to go to florida in an hour and will be gone til next week! peace!

I always fiend for you. but I can’t do it.

yeah, I’m mad late.

to have some guys stand in the line with a hard on so whoever has a big dick, Ima need that. This bitches be all talk. I’m mad I got a booty call and his dick isn’t satisfying. I want a booty call wit a bomb dick. I guess Ima jus wait til he gets out.

i’m not a club rat, i ain’t the type you’ll probably ever see in the club, ever. I like dressin up, lookin fine as shit. Half the time I do it for no reason. However, I don’t like payin money to not be able to get served alcohol, and to also be in a room with a bunch of hatin ass drunk bitches who don’t know how to act, havin baby daddy issues, straight hatin all night. Also, I don’t like ugly ass, sweaty and breathe kickin ass, carryin 10 STDs, got 12 kids sittin at home, dirty, disrespectful, dudes breathin on my neck, tryin to feel up on me, havin the nerve to feel up on me, or even ask me to dance. NO. NO. NO. I don’t like anything about that shit. Used to love partyin but nothin but bad shit happens. I will definitely want to knock a bitch out and I don’t have time to be sitting in jail with fines. I really don’t have patience for a bitches dumb shit. I don’t care. Go that way. Thanks, ugly.

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/easton/index.ssf/2010/02/woman_drives_through_glass_and.html

This is probably strange but lately, I’ve been having crazy dreams that keeps me from sleeping. I’m always in this park that I never seen before in real life but in this dream, I’m so familiar with it riding this bike. Like along this path, in circles. It’s fucking crazy, and as I’m riding minding my business, the cops pull up and then chase after me, or something or somebody is chasing after me. It scares the shit out of me in my dreams. Like I’m running from a life or death situation. So I remembered everything and looked it up on them dream dictionaries and it really got me to the T.

To dream that you are being chased, signifies that you are avoiding a situation that you do not think is conquerable. It is often a metaphor for some form of insecurity. In particular, to dream that you are chased by an animal, represents your own unexpressed and unacknowledged anger which is being projected onto that animal. Alternatively, you may be running away from a primal urge or fear.

To see the police in your dream, indicates a failure to perform or to honor obligations and commitments. The police also symbolizes structure, rules, power, authority and control. Perhaps you need to put an end to your reckless behavior or else the law will catch up to you. You fear punishment. To dream that you are arrested by the police, suggests that you feel sexually or emotionally restrained because of guilt. The dream may also be a metaphor that you are feeling apprehensive about something.

To dream that you are at a park, represents a temporary escape from reality. It indicates renewal, meditation, and spirituality. You are undergoing a readjustment period after experiencing some serious personal conflict or an ending to a passionate affair.

To dream that you are riding a bicycle, signifies your desires to attain a balance in your life. You need to balance work and pleasure in order to succeed in your current undertakings. If you have difficulties riding the bicycle, then it suggests that you are experiencing anxieties about making it on your own.